Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.
because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
me as a parent: *cuts various vegetables into different sized cubes* ok kids dinner is ready
i wont rest until ive complained about everything
plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try